**STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK ME AT THE NIGHTMARE FACTORY**
1.) Is it scary? I just let five people run in, they're screaming at a nightlite that's been placed in the front hallway. Half of them are so emotionally scarred by this small nightlite, that they come barrelling out at high speeds, nearly ripping my arm off at the socket in the process. And that's just the front hallway. Imagine what lies beyond the horrific nightlite... So yeah, it's scary.
2.) I heard there's a haunted house in Austin, that's like 2,or 9, or 13 or
There are others, but these two are the best. Especially when someone who works there actually gives out detailed instructions on how to reach the umpteen story haunted house where you get your money back, and we all laugh as they drive away.
More to come...
Thursday, October 09, 2003
******THE GAME OF GAMES HAS FINALLY ARRIVED*******
Looks like I'm going to take a trip into downtown Austin on Saturday and pick this game up.
I've been waiting for this game to come up, it sounds so... Ghetto.
Went car shopping yesterday, however, without the check cut from the insurance agency, it was a pretty moot point. However, we did find some good deals on cars. Next upcoming issue is what apartment we're going to move to, so we can be as far away from the ghetto as possible. Went to check out the Vistas at Canyon Creek. Wow, did they suck. Oh well, we still have about thirty places along 620 to check out again and see what they're fantabulous deals are going to be.
More to come...
Monday, October 06, 2003
****ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED INTO THE AGE OF TECHNOLOGY****
Yes, as of Friday I finally picked up a cell phone. As the people at Nightmare Factory are so lovingly referring to as, "...your new electronic leash.." and they are RIGHT! Now Kris has access to my late night ass whenever, and wherever I may be! But after using it for the past three days, I can't seem to understand how I survived without one for so damn long.
Not that I watch that much baseball, but wasn't there something in the Bible, in Revelations I think, about when the Cubs make it to the playoff's the Beast would rear his ugly head in the crowd and start the war of wars?
The unholy war has begun!
More to come...
Wednesday, October 01, 2003
*******THE HUNT IS ON!********
And believe it or not I'm not talking about jobs here. Livin' in the ghetto has taught me a few things...
1.) Have lots of Bling-bling on hand - All that bling-bling (that's God awful jewlery to the rest of us) in the hood is not only tacky as hell, it can be used to blind your opponent in gun play or to deflect random bullets. I'm getting Kris a big gold K to protect her while she's walking up the stairs.
2.) Keep your ride tight - You can have a piece of crap car that has no hubcaps, no windshield and no brakes... as long as you have a good hydraulic system and some badass bass.
3.) Don't be so Dirty dirty - I expect lepers to come crawling by any day now...
4.) You have to pay for the lifestyle of livin in the hood... - This one still baffles me and why we're currently on another quest to move out of the hood. They want to charge us $700+ for a two bedroom in the ghetto. We found two bedrooms out on 620, in a gated community, with a security system, next to a nature preserve, and 1200 sq ft for $700. I think our days of livin' in the hood are over.
We're gonna be movin' on up like the Jeffersons.
I about laughed in the apartment people's faces when they told us the price. For no amenities, with a high crime rate, surrounded by drug dealers... you gotta be kidding me. However, I know what everyone's going to say, they jacked up the rate to hopefully attract a more upstanding apartment community. Yeah. Only if they get rid of cracky on the first floor. I can't let my Pommeranian dog of a son grow up in that kind of area...
More to come...
