*************SEX AND THE CITY*****************
About two weeks ago I became ill with what I assume was the flu. Maybe it was a small case of ebola, but who knows... Anyway, sitting on the floor of the apartment (since we as of yet have no furniture) I took a risk and watched "Sex And The City". Now I'm permanently brain damaged. As I lay there on the floor watching six hours worth of mind numbing crap, I began to wonder to myself, do women really think like these chicks in the show? Cause God help us if they do.
So, my girlfriend decides we should rent some movies since it was cold out a week ago, and she picks up season three. Now, mind you, I went ahead and watched the entire first two seasons, so my mind is the equivalent of tapioca, and I WIND UP AGREEING TO WATCH THE THIRD FREAKIN' SEASON!!!
There's nothing more humiliating then going up to the check out of Hollywood Video and renting three disks of a well known chick show. It's almost as bad as having a friend kidnap you to go to Dreamers at 3 in the morning under the pretense that we were going to get some smokes and a coke.
Now I'm permanently brain damaged. As if I wasn't paranoid enough, now I have that stupid show running through my head whenever my girlfriend starts to give me that funny look when I say something even remotely stupid. DAMN HBO! I should've made her rent "Curb Your Enthusiasm"....
more to come....
Wednesday, January 01, 2003
**************HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!*******************
Happy New Years!! After a mad dash to make it downtown to the center of sixth street to see the star rise/fall/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, and getting hit in the ding-ding by some strange woman trying to make a point in a story, I finally was able to receive my first kiss on New Years Eve! Wonderful night!
Unfortunately, almost everyone bailed on us with the exception of Toungate. So with the love of my life Kris, myself and Toungate, we managed to make it quite an interesting and enjoyable New Years.
IN OTHER NEWS: My father happened to buy me one of my favorite snack foods of all time for Christmas... and as most of you that read this will either laugh or cringe in fear (or both), I will attempt to explain this story to you anyway. Now, forgive me for my random story telling today considering that for the past few nights I've been running on 4 hours of sleep (not that I would change any of it by any means at all, but, well, you get the idea). Easy Cheese, the aerosol processed cheese food of the gods! And Sociables crackers... mmmmmm... the best stuff in the world!
Well, I happened to piss my girlfriend off, and as punishment, she hid my easy cheese. Now if I ever get in trouble again, she's threated to start pouring out my milk, 4 oz.'s at a time! CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!!!!
But I love her so it's all good.
Happy New Years!
And still alive with more to come...
